I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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