I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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