Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Randomize
