I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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