i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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