I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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