we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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