We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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