words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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