Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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