in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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