Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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