I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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