just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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