You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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