Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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