Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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