? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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