can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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