Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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