You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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