He passed out mid-signature
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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