i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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