Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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