Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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