Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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