dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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