So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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