At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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