: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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