My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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