Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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