I want to stick my p in your. b.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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