Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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