Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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