Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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