But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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