when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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