do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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