But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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