Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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