yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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