we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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