Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we're making bets on your personal life
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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