i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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