you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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