I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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