Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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