I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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