What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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