Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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