if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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