That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If that was your dad, he is hot
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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