Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I could fuck to npr.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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