But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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