how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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