yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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