we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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