I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Randomize
